Jon Stewart Jokes About Angelina Jolie

During one of his monologues, host Jon Stewart poked fun of pregnant Angelina Jolie.
He said, “Earlier, I mentioned there were two very famous quite pregnant actresses here tonight. Actually, I was incorrect. I’ve become aware that there’s a third. Jessica Alba is pregnant, Cate Blanchett is pregnant and Nicole Kidman is pregnant.” (Nic wasn’t in her seat, so they flashed a still image of her. She was there was on the merlot carpet, though.)
Continuing his joke, Jon gave out an imaginary Oscar: “The baby goes to…. (drumroll) Angelina Jolie. On my god, Angelina Jolie. I’m just stunned. It goes to Angelina Jolie. That’s terrific. Obviously Angelina couldn’t be with us tonight–it’s tough to get 17 babysitters on Oscars night. I’ll accept this baby on her behalf.”
Watch the video of Jon Stewart joking about Angelina Jolie here.

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Cunard ocean liner Queen Victoria (front) passes the Sydney Opera House as sister ship the QE2 waits to swap berths in Sydney Harbour Feb. 24, 2008 before the QE2 begins her final voyage ahead of becoming a floating hotel in Dubai and Queen Victoria continues her maiden 106-night-long world voyage .

Cunard ocean liners QE2 (front) and Queen Victoria pass each other in Sydney Harbour Feb. 24, 2008 as they swap berths before the QE2 begins her final voyage ahead of becoming a floating hotel in Dubai and Queen Victoria continues her maiden 106-night-long world voyage .
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