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The new satirical website StuffWhitePeopleLike.com is brilliant!

The very snarky and amusing blog acerbically profiles the status-climbing strategies of white people. If you still don’t get what the blog is about, maybe its ‘About Me’ description will help: “This is a scientific approach to highlight and explain stuff white people like. They are pretty predictable.”

Here, take some examples:

#69 Mos Def — “He is everything that white people dream about: authentic (”he’s from Brooklyn!”), funny (”he was on Chapelle show!”), artistic (have you heard “Black on Both Sides?”), an actor (”he’s in the new Gondry film!”) and not white (”I don’t see race”).
#43 Plays — “In spite of plays having minimal sets, no special effects, an intermission, and a higher admission price, white people believe that live theater is essential to any cultured city.”
#42 Sushi — “Regardless if you are vegetarian, vegan, or just guilty about eating meat, all white people love Sushi. To them, it’s everything they want: foreign culture, expensive, healthy, and hated by the ‘uneducated.’”
#8 Barack Obama — “Because white people are afraid that if they don’t like him that they will be called racist.”
#7 Diversity — “White people love ethnic diversity, but only as it relates to restaurants.”